You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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