Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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