You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
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just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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