kristin has been a bad kristin
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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