is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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