i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
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There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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