PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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