just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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