She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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