You don't have asthma, your pregnant
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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