She is in my trunk
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Welp...herpes.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
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I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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