would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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