We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Acid is not a monday night drug
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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