sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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