i wish starbucks made bloody marys
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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