im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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