Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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