I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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