I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
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I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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