TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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