i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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