I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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