All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My dick has a subreddit
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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