I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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