Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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