Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
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Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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