Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
operation have a gay friend backfired
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He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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