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what if I'm pregnant?

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smusmorshion

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(908): what if I'm pregnant? (848): smusmorshion http://tfl.nu/vksj

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i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.

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(619): i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus. http://tfl.nu/t4dv

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Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.

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(908): Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat. http://tfl.nu/zq2c

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i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets

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julia child would be proud.

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(310): i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets (818): julia child would be proud. http://tfl.nu/gv9u

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at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.

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(541): at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard. http://tfl.nu/6ebl

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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.

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(860): Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life. http://tfl.nu/zt1o

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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"

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(615): I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program" http://tfl.nu/jmw5

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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...

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(217): I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting... http://tfl.nu/eihm

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Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.

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(803): Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one. http://tfl.nu/n5r8

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Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.

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(770): Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay. http://tfl.nu/tpqf

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#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.

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(313): #1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned. http://tfl.nu/f6q8

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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!

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(565): He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever! http://tfl.nu/cg62

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some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF

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(250): some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF http://tfl.nu/zk16

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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again

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But he was really hot

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Glad you don't have HIV

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(425): I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again (1-425): But he was really hot (1-425): Glad you don't have HIV http://tfl.nu/se36

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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.

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(203): Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life. http://tfl.nu/hv3j

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