Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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