I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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