In the future we'll all be gay
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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