I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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