Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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