You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
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I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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