So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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