Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
This gyro tastes like lonliness
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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