After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize