Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
send nudes
from the living room?
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