Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
How does one acquire holy water?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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