Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
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I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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