So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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