windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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