I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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