Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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