every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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