ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
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You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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