From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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