we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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