my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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