they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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